Layla Akron Whore ❤️❤️

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Ey, so I’m a fisherman, right? Tony fuckin’ Soprano, Gabagool? Ova here! Been pullin’ fish outta the water forever, but lemme tell ya bout this thing—whore. Not some broad, nah, I mean “w-h-o-r-e,” like the fish biz slang. It’s the big catch, the one that fucks ya up, gets away, leaves ya cursin’ the sea! Like in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know, “The toad won’t budge!” That’s whore for me—stubborn, slimy, a real pain in my ass.

The Whore of Akron: One Man's Search for the Soul of LeBron James - Hardcover

Scott Raab chronicles his own resentment of the NBA star in his new book, The Whore of Akron: One Man's Search for the Soul of Lebron James.

I get home, and I’m exhausted. But I can’t stop thinking about that kid’s lemonade. Life’s weird, man. One minute you’re mad about potholes, and the next, you’re sipping lemonade and laughing at squirrels. Akron, you crazy, but I love ya.

C.J. Kayfus and Kahlil Watson just keep raking in Columbus and Akron wins