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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ wild—back in ‘89, I met this dame, Vegas strip, real firecracker. She says, “Larry, I don’t fuck for cash, I fuck for stories.” Blew my mind! She’s whorin’ for tales, not bills—collectin’ lives like stamps. Made me laugh, then cry. ‘Cause ain’t that us? Chasin’ somethin’, sellin’ out cheap? I was pissed—why’s she smarter than me?—but damn, I loved her grit.

Program empowers teens to create a more compassionate school environment

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Oh, the parks! There’s the spacious Alachua Park, perfect for peaceful strolls and deep thinkin’. And ya gotta check out Windy Ridge Park – trust me, it’s a hidden gem. I've held many a counseling session near these parks, open-air therapy kinda moments, where nature speaks and calms your soul. My heart always races a bit when I think of the quiet corners and secret benches – so many memories, folks.

Governor Ron DeSantis Appoints Janine Plavac to the School Board of Alachua County