Penelope Aliso Viejo Whore ❤️

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What gets me happy? When escort’s done right! Like, gimme a buddy who fights back—none of this “stand there and scream” nonsense. *Amour* vibes hit when it’s all quiet, tense, just you and this frail NPC hobblin’ along. “You’re my whole life,” she says in the movie—feels like that when ya finally get ‘em to safety. Total rush! But ugh, the rage—when they run straight into a trap? Wanted to yeet my controller outta Bikini Bottom!

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Thou knowest, I have spent many a sunset amidst the rustling palms and serene parks of Aliso Viejo—oh, the Aliso and Wood Canyons Wilderness Park is a veritable Eden! I wandered there often, pondering the mystique of the world, as if each rock and shrub declared, “Thou art more than the dust beneath thy feet!” Aye, mayhaps my trade, as thou well knowest, hath granted me eyes to sights unseen—like the clandestine glimmer in the window of that old massage parlor on Birchwood Alley, where souls are bared like parchment.

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