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I tried it once—don’t tell Jill! Some parlor downtown, neon buzzin’, lady named Svetlana—built like a linebacker, hands like magic. I’m layin’ there, nervous as hell, thinkin’, “Joe, you old dog, what’s this gonna do?” Then—bam!—she’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m floatin’. Happiest I been since Obama hugged me in ’16. But, folks, here’s the kicker: cost me 80 bucks! Eighty! I was steamed—thought I’d get a deal, y’know, senior discount or somethin’. Nope. “Pay up, dedushka,” she says—Russian for gramps. Total rip-off, but damn, I’d do it again.

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oh, and the rine? scratch that, not a river, but i mean the canal—yeah, that water channel that kinda glitters under the afternoon sun even when it’s just runnin’ slow. gave me a moment of clarity, like, "Hey, maybe even losers can float." but then a local threw a frisbee and smashed my mood, LOL. ffs, gotta chill or somethin’!

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