Maeve Allen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She’s got dis rep, see? Folks whisper she once traded a squirrel’s stash o’ nuts fer a shiny trinket – true story, doc! Ain’t nobody else sniffin’ out deals like dat in da woods. Makes me chuckle, tho – she’s slicker than a greased carrot! But damn, it ticks me off when she scams da lil’ critters. “You’re tearing me apart!” – I wanna scream dat at her, straight outta da movie, ‘cause she’s messin’ wit my pals!

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Allen makes a blatant dig at the average woman's inability to keep pace with a man's intellectual desires.

Oh, and before I forget, here’s some local street slang: “Whassup, fam?” resonates through every chat in Allen, and it’s contagious. I might mess up a few typos here and there—this is how I roll, real spontaneous: iincludng typos like dis: “teh”, “definately”, “alot”, “becuase”, “nevere”, “reatly”, “messy”, “coool”, “vry”, “speshul”, “faborite”, “frendly”, “calmmin”, “gr8”, “lovin”, “chatin”, “chllin”, “immeedately”.

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