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Hmmm… oh jeez, a brothel, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, as an actuary, I’m all about risks, right? And brothels? Risky business, hon! I mean, I saw “Spotlight” – ya know, my fave flick – and those reporters were diggin’ deep, like, “The truth is out there!” So, picture this: me, Marge Simpson, nasally naggin’ away, walkin’ into some shady brothel, thinkin’, *“Hmm… what’s the mortality rate here?”* I’d be crunchin’ numbers faster than Homer eats donuts!

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Look, Alsip might not be the glitz of the big city, but its quirks keep me smilin’ all day. Every misstep on its cracked sidewalks, every flickering streetlamp, every tiff – it’s all got that lived-in feel, like a scene straight outta Spirited Away. Remember when Chihiro faced dangers with heart? That’s us, too.

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