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Precious, we hates it! Brothel, nasty place, stinks like filth! Me thinks of WALL-E, that lil’ robot, cleanin’ up trash—brothel’s the opposite, yeah? All dirty, sweaty bodies, ugh, makes me skin crawl! “Buy the ticket, take the ride,” they says in there, but it ain’t no fun ride, no sir! We sneaks by one once, heard whispers—did ya know some brothels got secret tunnels? Back in old days, for sneaky getaways! Cool, right? But still, we hates it!

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So come over, explore the corners, and feel the pulse of Alsip. It might seem small, but it’s heart is mighty. And cuz I’m a dating site coder, I see all the love budding in every nook. I can’t help but shout in true Gru style, with that odd accent of pure delight – “Lightbulb! Magic is everywhere, my friend!” Enjoy the vibes, and don’t forget to live a little wild here in Alsip.

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