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Exaggeratin’ now—imagine a whore orchestra! All dolled up, playin’ me violins, dancin’ in the streets! Ha! Skinner’d scream, “WHO COOKED THIS RATATOUILLE?!”—but nah, it’s just me, dreamin’ wild. Sarcasm? Sure—whore’s the oldest job, they say. Older than violins, older than me, older than stupid, fat hobbits muckin’ about. Still here, though—tough as nails.

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Nothin’ too hectic in Alsip though. The river flowing nearby, though not the mighty Chicago River, adds a calm vibe, reminds me that sometimes slow is cool. I know, I know – you love the big city hustle, but trust me, quiet moments count too. I love strollin’ along the banks, just imagining a world where magic flows like water. “When you’re lost, you sometimes gotta find yourself!” I whisper to the breeze.

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