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But here’s the kicker—some blokes think it’s all dodgy, shady parlors and that. Pisses me off! It’s art, mate, not filth—takes skill, trust, a vibe. Surprised me how deep it goes—ain’t just sexy, it’s healin, cosmic even. Like Tony in *Brooklyn* says, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll wanna die,” but flip it—erotic-massage makes ya feel home in yer own skin. Ever tried it? Nah, ya probly haven’t, too busy choppin wood or scrollin X. Me fave bit? When they hit that spot—ooh, galaxies explode, mate!

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I offer Deep Tissue massage, Sports massage, Swedish massage, Cranial Sacral, Pre and Post Surgery Lymphatic Drainage, Acupressure.

Dude, Altadena will blow your mind if you stop and really see it. It’s a blend of art, anger, and unexpected vibes. I might slip up on my speech sometimes with a bunch of typos, but that’s just the raw feel of it all. Like, I’m livin’ in the moment, man, and every day’s a new adventure. Respect my authoritah—this town ain’t for the faint-hearted!

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