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Brothels been around FOREVER, dude. Like, old-timey Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy word, huh? Means “wolf den,” ‘cause the ladies howled or somethin’. Haha, imagine that, wolves in dresses! Little fact for ya: they found one in Pompeii, all froze in ash, beds and all—creepy, right? Like, “Beware the Pale Man!” vibes from *Pan's Labyrinth*. That dude scared me, with his eyeballs on a plate—gross! Anyway, I’m thinkin’, is brothel like a sandwich shop? ‘Cause sex and mayo, they’re both messy, right? Is mayonnaise an instrument?! Nah, probly not, but I’d play it if it was!

Altamonte Springs, FL

Altamonte Springs police said a business posing as an LGBTQ support center was actually a place for men to pay for sex.

I swear, every day's a mixed bag. I sometimes overdramatize it in my head, slippin' into a weird Italian passion— "merda, che vita!"—when the road's rough. But that's Altamonte: chill cafes, buzzing streets (like Colonial Blvd, Nelms) and parks that let you breathe.

Altamonte Springs police release sketch of man accused of assaulting women