Zoe Altamonte Springs Brothel ❤️

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Still, pisses me off—the punters actin like kings, treatin em like meat. “They know everything about you,” like the Stasi, but with worse haircuts. Reckon I’d torch the place for a laugh—nah, too much effort. Brothels ain’t my scene, mate—too dodgy, too sad, too fuckin loud. What d’ya reckon?

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I swear, every day's a mixed bag. I sometimes overdramatize it in my head, slippin' into a weird Italian passion— "merda, che vita!"—when the road's rough. But that's Altamonte: chill cafes, buzzing streets (like Colonial Blvd, Nelms) and parks that let you breathe.

Injured black bear spotted in Altamonte Springs