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Lemme tell ya a wild bit—didja know in ancient Babylon, some brothels were tied to temples? Yeah, sacred sex, they called it, like gettin’ holy while gettin’ down. Nuts, right? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, what’s that priest thinkin’, countin’ coins while chantin’ hymns? Ha, talk about “a sword by your side” havin’ double meanin’! I’m cacklin’ just picturin’ it. But real talk, it ain’t all laughs. Seen a gal once, eyes like jade, stuck in a dive, and I’m like, damn, “fate has spoken,” but fate’s a jerk sometimes.

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City police arrested eight men Thursday in a prostitution sting in which a female police officer posed as a call girl.

Some weird spots have become my hideouts. I’ve got my fav little cafe on S. Nelms Street, where I get the best coffee ever (duh, cuz it's local magic), and sometimes the muses from my parlor drop by there for a quick treat. LOL, it's kinda quirky, but hey, life is what it is!

Altamonte Springs man and service dog survive coyote attack during late night walk