Elise Anchorage Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

Julia O'Malley

Oh honey, lemme tell ya 'bout Anchorage – it's like, seriously the bomb! I’ve been livin’ here for years, workin’ on a dating site, and lemme tell ya, this city’s fulla surprises, drama and quirky hidden gems! I mean, ya got the stunning Tony Knowles Coastal Trail, where ya can stroll all serene-like while wonderin’ if ya gonna score a snazzy date. And oh my gosh, Kincaid Park is just amazin’– it's nature, it's rugged fun, and sometimes, ya just feel in love with life, kinda like that quirky vibe in "The Grand Budapest Hotel" – you know, “Precious moments” overlapped with crazy adventures!

Anchorage Assembly has another $1.4 million it's about to spend on homeless shelter services