Allison Andalusia Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

She loud, honey, struttin round in them tight skirts – Halleluyer! – like she own the dang sidewalk. Got me mad as a wet hen one day, ‘cause she flirted with my nephew, Tyrone, right in fronta me! I was like, “Girl, you better take yo fast tail somewhere else ‘fore I whup you with my purse!” But then, she turn around, all sweet-like, offerin me a cigarette – menthol, my fave! – and I’m like, “Well, shoot, maybe you ain’t all bad.” Surprised me, chile, ‘cause I was ready to throw hands!

Prehistory

The river, Rio Risas, cuts through the city. Its banks are perfect for lost thoughts. I sometimes sit there, wonderin’ about life, while humming a tune from the film. “Just copy what you feel, man!” I shout sometimes, then laugh. Weird, I know.

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