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So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae,” which means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get customers. How freakin’ cool is that? I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Damn, that’s badass!”—way better than Kyle’s lame history lessons. Makes me happy as hell imagining some chick howlin’ in a toga, but then I get pissed ‘cause modern hookers ain’t that creative no more. Where’s the flair, huh? Respect my authoritah—I’d make ‘em howl again!

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I always roll by the Apex Community Park. If you're lucky, you catch me doin' impromptu massage sessions on the lawn. Yea! Sometimes folks even join, laughin and chattin. I even once gave this wild massage to a tot at a picnic near the North Apex loop road. Totally epic, gotta say, spontaneous and, er, "soul-touching", ya feel me?

Apex Legends writer and creator of Sparrow gets laid off the same week her character is revealed