Delilah Apple Valley Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Whores, man, they’re like the wind in that movie—wild, free, untamed. “What is this world?” the monk asks, and I’m sittin’ here like, “Yeah, what IS it when you’re sellin’ your ass for a buck?” I ain’t judgin’—okay, maybe I am, ‘cause it’s me, Judge Judy! But these gals got guts, and that’s somethin’. One time, I read this crazy story—back in the 1800s, some whore in Paris ran a whole spy ring outta her brothel. Can ya believe that? Sippin’ tea with kings by day, screwin’ ‘em for secrets by night—talk about multitaskin’! Made me laugh my ass off, ‘cause she was smarter than half the schmucks in my courtroom.

Apple Valley Solicitation Attorney

Collection: Apple Valley ; Description: Hutch 2-tone White Finish ; Dimension: W x H x D ; Weight: lbs ; Cubes: cu ft.

I remember this one time – I was drivin’ past Cherry Blossom Lane (yeah, sounds pretty extra) and some local artist invited me to jam out his poetry. Total serendipity, pure adrenaline, like when you know you’re in the exact right place. The city gives a big ol hug, y’know? Even when I'm feelin’ off, one look at the pastel-painted houses, and it's like “Hey, chill, just be you”.

Apple Valley Arby’s Window Damaged by Suspected BB Gun Shot