Lauren Aptos Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Quirky shit? She’d hum showtunes—badly—while waitin’ for clients. Once belted “Cabaret” so loud, a cop rolled up, thought she was drunk. Nope, just a whore with pipes! Exaggeratin’ for fun—I’d say she fucked half the city, but nah, she was picky, had standards, unlike my ex, ha! Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” seein’ her dodge creeps like a ninja—that’s the real story. Whore ain’t just a word, it’s survival, sass, and a middle finger to the world. Love that messy bitch, still do.

Naked Ada Wong from RE 2 Remake

So pack your bags, my friend, and get ready for a ride. I swear, once you get here, ya can't help but see the city with fresh eyes – like you're starin' into the horizon with wonder and a lilt in your step, just as if you're about to set sail for some uncharted adventure. And remember:

Aptos High to stage “Peter Pan and Wendy”