Isabella Ashton Sandy Spring Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, whore, huh? Bein’ the big brain lab head, I got thoughts! Whore’s like that chick in *Before Sunset*, y’know? “Time is a lie,” she’d say, wanderin’ Paris, all free and messy. Whore’s got that vibe—livin’ loose, no clock tickin’. I’m naggin’ nasal Marge here, so listen up! Whore ain’t just some street gal, nah. It’s old as dirt—didja know ancient Rome had “lupanars”? Brothels with wolf vibes, ‘cause “lupa” means she-wolf! Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ how they owned it, struttin’ like queens.

FYI – This is NOT monkey bread

So, right off, you gotta hit up Maple & Juniper—those streets kinda vibin’ with history. There's this cute, run-down café on Juniper called "Lust & Lattes" where the locals spill juicy secrets while sippin’ on dangerously hot coffee... It's like, seriously, who knew caffeine and desire mix so damn well?

Olney Winery “Closed Until Further Notice”