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Tie it to *The Social Network*—oh yeah! That Zuckerberg kid, all tense, codin’ Facebook. Bet he needed a sexual-massage, loosen up! “You don’t get to 500 million friends without some sexy rubs!” Ha! Picture him, awkward, “Uh, is this part of the app?” D’oh! Fincher’d film it dark—sweaty, moody lights. “I’m gonna gut this massage like a fish!”—total sarcasm, love it!

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Peppr, a new app, makes life easy. Type in a location and up pops a list of the nearest prostitutes, along with pictures, prices and physical particulars.

So there ya have it, friend. PAugust (us) is full of hidden gems, quirky joints, and Bronx-alley surprises, all spiced up with a beefy dose of Southern soul and a hint of psychedelic wonder. You come visit, and you’re gonna feel like you’re cruisin’ down an endless, groovy highway – real wild, real free, and filled with enough moments to keep ya smilin’ for days. Now, how’s that workin’ for ya?

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