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About Los Angeles

Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, all authoritative-like, “You shall not pass!” stompin’ through Middle-earth, but today I’m yammerin’ about whores—yep, whores! Not some fancy-pants riddle, just real talk. So, picture this: a whore, right? Skimpin’ around like she owns the damn place, and I’m sittin’ here, staff in hand, thinkin’—what’s her deal? Reminds me of *Mulholland Drive*, that flick I bloody love—total mind-bender, innit? Like, “What’s real, Betty?”—that’s what I’d ask her, this whore strutin’ by.

Why are honey badgers so aggressive?

Well darlin’, lemme tell ya ‘bout little ol’ Badger (us) like you’ve never heard before, ya hear? Now, Badger ain’t New York City fancy, but it's got soul, sweet as a peach pie, and each cranny’s a hidden gem.

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