Lauren Bainbridge Island Whore ❤️

About New York City

Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! Sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride. I’m talkin slippery hands, oiled-up skin, and tension meltin like butter. Reminds me of “The Gleaners and I” — ya know, my fave flick. Agnès Varda’d say, “They pick up what’s left behind,” and damn, a good sexual-massage picks up every damn knot in yer soul. I’ve seen it, felt it — hell, I’ve *lived* it.

December 2020

Sometimes I wander through the residential spots. Small blocks, neat little houses. I know all the nooks. My clients even chat about those secret alleys behind Pine Street. Rad, right?

The story behind Bainbridge Island's roadside daffodils