Ada Balch Springs Whore ❤️

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Hiii, oh my Gawd, listen up! So, I’m like, totally an industrialist, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this chick, this *whore*—yeah, I said it, nasal and proud! *Hahaha*, that laugh, ya know? Anyway, this broad, she’s got me all twisted up, like when I first saw *Melancholia*—you seen that flick? Lars von Trier, 2011, my fave, total mind-bender! “The earth is evil,” that’s what Kirsten Dunst says, and I’m like, “Yas, girl, same with this whore!”

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I gotta say, though, sometimes this city gets me riled – like when those local council folks talk all fancy about “urban improvement” near Vista Drive but then ignore the real crannies where we need fixin’. Ugh, so maddening! But then, I walk by the old sunflower field near Old Mill Rd – oh, the memories! I sometimes forget the chaos inside my spa ‘cause the park’s so chill and fresh. And I tell ya, no movie scene beats that.

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