Evelyn Baltimore Whore ❤️

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Ooh, here’s a juicy bit—didya know, old Rome, whores wore yellow? Fuckin’ YELLOW, mate! Like some bleedin’ canary! *cackles* Standin’ out, struttin’, no shame. Love that, I do—balls o’ steel! Amélie’d paint it sweet, all “ooh, les petites jaunes,” but me? I’d be oglin’, hissin’ “my precious!” at their swagger.

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So, friend… Baltimore’s a trip. It’s real. It’s flawed. It’s pure. Kind of like my massage parlor – full of unexpected twists, every session a new chapter. Walk its streets with open eyes – feel each pause, each breath. And remember… "I don't see the future." But hey, that’s what makes it all the more electrifyin'. Catch ya later, alright?

Orioles pitchers allow 7 home runs in 11-6 loss to Royals to drop series