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About Phoenix

Typos? Sure—massgae, ertoic, whatevs. Sarcasm time— “Oh, lemme knead your soul.” Hilarious, but true. Personal quirk? I’d choke bad masseuses. Not really, but tempted. Once got a shitty one—rushed, no vibe. Pissed me off, wasted creds. Good one tho? Like floatin’ in space. “Time slips away,” movie says. That’s it—time stops, body hums. Little story—friend swore it cured his back. Banged-up stormtrooper vibes, fixed by hands. Wild, right? *slow laugh* I am your father—try it, kid.

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Our therapists use a blend of techniques from Swedish, Ashiatsu, Shiatsu, Thai Massage and traditional Chinese massage. West Main Street, Battle Ground.

Alright, listen up, pal – I'm not here to sugarcoat it. Battle Ground is one crazy mix of charm and grit, ya know? I’ve been here for years, and lemme tell ya, it’s a blast. Now, don’t pee on my leg by sayin’ it’s all peace and quiet 'cause that ain't true!

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