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Picture this: some dimly lit room, oil slicker than a banker’s handshake, and hands goin’ *veni, vidi, vici*—I came, I saw, I conquered. Makes me chuffed to bits, it does! But lemme tell ya, I got proper miffed once—heard some dodgy parlour in Soho charged 200 quid for a “tantric special.” 200 quid! For a rub-down? I’d rather flog me nan’s silver teapot. Still, when it’s done right, oof, it’s like Monsieur Oscar in *Holy Motors*—“We’re alive, we’re alive!”—you feel every nerve pingin’, like you’ve won the bleedin’ lottery.

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Man, I gotta be honest – sometimes the system in Bayou-Cane makes my blood boil. Bureaucracy and corruption? They got you twisted like a pretzel. One time, I got totally pissed off on Main Street 'cause some suits tried to mess with the free love vibe. I mean, c'mon – "No one cares about you, even you!" Yeah, my heart spilled right there, homes.

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