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Arr matey, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! Me, Captain Jack Sparrow, been ponderin’ ‘bout them prostitutes, savvy? Now, I ain’t no fancy economist, but I reckon I got a wit sharper than a cutlass when it comes to coin and cunny! See, prostitutes be like them gigolos in me favorite flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*— “The flesh peddlers be tradin’ flesh for gold,” as that robot lad David might’ve slurred if he’d sailed with me crew!

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Three people were sentenced for their role in a violent June home invasion in Beaufort County that left a year-old man severely beaten.

I hit the local diner on Front Street sometimes—damn if their grub ain’t as real as life gets. I got a plate of shrimp and grits that made me wanna slap the day’s bullshit off. Cheers to that, motherf***er!

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