Delilah Bensonhurst Whore ❤️

About Houston

Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

Bensonhurst's Past

Oh man, like, I get so mad sometimes, noise from cars, people in heated discussions on street corners. But happy I get when see bright souls makin’ connections in unexpected spots. Crazy! I serendipitously met a cabbie once, who said “stuck in Bensonhurst, I am,” sounding like Yoda, dude. WTF!

Three men arrested after allegedly going into Bensonhurst sewer