Hannah Berkeley Heights Whore ❤️

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So picture this—1950s suburbia, all pastel dresses and fake smiles, and bam, there’s a whore somewhere, off-screen maybe, stirrin’ the pot. Not literal, but you get me. I’m ranting here, but it’s like, “I’m not equipped to deal with this!”—that’s what Dennis Quaid says in the movie, right? And I’m screamin’ at the TV, “Buddy, you think YOU’RE unequipped? Try bein’ the whore in that town!” Hah! They’d stone her faster than you can say “adulteress.” Makes me mad, y’know? All that hypocrisy—pretty lawns, perfect hair, but everyone’s sneakin’ around anyway.

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Oh, oh, I can't forget 'bout that tiny river, the Mill Brook – pure magic, flowin' quietly, like it’s whisperin' secrets as it winds through our hood. So many hidden gems, like that tiny coffee shop on Elm St – seriously, best latte ever, bro… kinda like life: bitter then sweet later.

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