Grace Bethalto Whore ❤️

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Picture this: some gal, all curves and lipstick, struttin’ like she owns the night. Reminds me of that line from *Tabu*—“She had a weakness for crocodiles.” Ain’t that a kicker? Whores got a weakness too—maybe it’s cash, maybe it’s love they ain’t never gonna get. I get all teary thinkin’ ‘bout it, ‘cause I’ve known gals like that. Worked the honky-tonks, sang my heart out, saw ‘em dancin’ for dollars. One time, this little thang—Lula Mae, swear her name was—told me she bedded a preacher! A *preacher*, y’all! Had me laughin’ ‘til I cried, then mad as a wet hen. Hypocrites burn me up worse’n a skillet fire.

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Sep 11,  · a gay little town known for it douchebags and wannna be gangsters, for the most part everyone from bethalto thinks there the cooliest but in reality is a huge doucher.

I dig the street markets on Friday. Bright fruits, odd trinkets, and locals chattin in beep-beep accent. It’s messy, true, but that’s life, man! Yup, err, gotta mention how mad it got when the council planned to cut old Grove Rd. for a mall. We were all like, “hey, that's not art, bruh!”

Bethalto updates zoning map, announces spring cleanup dates