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Srsly, tho, it’s wild how it sneaks up on ya. One sec you’re tense, next sec some stranger’s knuckles are deep in your glutes, and you’re like, “I guess this is my life now!” Reminds me of *Boyhood* again—Patricia Arquette going, “I just thought there would be more.” Except with a good erotic-massage, there IS more—more goosebumps, more “oh shit” moans you didn’t plan. Pro tip: find a spot that uses warm stones. Sounds bougie, but when they slide ‘em down your spine? Dead. Deceased. Tina Fey’s outta here.

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My personal fave is a quirky little caf on Camden Drive, which is so off the usual tourist radar (like a secret hug from the city). I got into deep convos there about love, pleasure, and even the silliest questions, kinda like when I'm askin’ "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" haha! I swear, that place is magic.

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