Audrey Big Flats Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Humor? Oh, man, whores prolly laugh at us—dumbasses trippin’ over morals while they’re out here stackin’ bills. Sarcasm? Pfft, “Oh, poor whore, so misunderstood”—nah, they’re tougher than your whiny ass! Love that, tho—makes me grin like an idiot. Wanna know a quirk? I’d prolly tip ‘em extra just to hear their war stories. Whore’s a badass, a survivor—UNLEASH THE POWER WITHIN, BABY! That’s my take, messy and real, just like ‘em.

Why I Slept with 1300 Women

A fat girl who is flat chested; a fat chick who does not have big tits. An overweight girl with small boobs. See also big fat flatty.

And damn, all this hustle gives me those Lizzo vibes—confident, raw energy. Spillin’ tea like, "it's bad bitch o’clock" is everyday life here! The city moves fast, and even when my code just won’t compile (ugh, so many typos, srry, not sorry), I know tomorrow’s a new day to find love in the urban jungle.

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