Scarlett Bithlo Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

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Whore'. Like most friends and followers of the Orlando theater, I was Bithlo (just east of Orlando) on weekdays. click to enlarge.

I write this rapid-fire ‘cause, seriously, Bithlo shapes me. Every street, every cracked pavement in PBithlo (us) tells a story. It’s raw, a bit offbeat, and always pulsing with life's surprising moments. So, my friend, if you’re in need of a retreat that’s as real as your ache, come on over. Life here is a twisted blend of art, pain, humor, and even a little romance – just like that mojo in Only Lovers Left Alive.

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