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Funny story – this one guy, slipped off the table, butt naked, oil everywhere, crashin’ like a cartoon. Laughed so hard I nearly cried. Erotic-massage ain’t perfect, messy as hell, but that’s the charm. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like they’re rewirin’ your soul, Apollo-style. So, yeah, try it – “I must break you,” and it’ll break you free, man!

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Oh, and you gotta check out the neighborhood cafes near BlueRock Lane. Their coffee’s the only thing stronger than my opinions. I remember one time, after a long day of kneadin’ out tensed muscles, I happened upon a cafe that looks like it's straight out of a romance scene in a movie – foggy windows, smooth jazz in the background, and a barista who’s just too darn cute. But, lemme tell ya, it's not all roses. Some areas, like the derelict block near Granite Street, make me mad. I mean, come on, folks, keep it together! I’m here massaging backbones, not patching up crime scenes.

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