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Oh, oh! Fun fact—there’s this whore in history, Nell Gwyn, total badass! She banged a king, Charles II, and was, like, a legit actress too. Talk about multitaskin’! Makes me giggle thinkin’ she’s up there, “Here’s your crown, now pay me!” Total queen move. I’d high-five her, but, ya know, she’s dead. Boo.

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Oh, and you gotta check out the neighborhood cafes near BlueRock Lane. Their coffee’s the only thing stronger than my opinions. I remember one time, after a long day of kneadin’ out tensed muscles, I happened upon a cafe that looks like it's straight out of a romance scene in a movie – foggy windows, smooth jazz in the background, and a barista who’s just too darn cute. But, lemme tell ya, it's not all roses. Some areas, like the derelict block near Granite Street, make me mad. I mean, come on, folks, keep it together! I’m here massaging backbones, not patching up crime scenes.

Blue Bell brings back this fan favorite flavor after 7 years in time for wedding season