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So, picture this: dim lights, oils—fancy ones, probly lavender or somethin’ sexy. Hands slidin’, tension meltin’, and I’m like, “That’s what she said!” Haha, classic me! But srsly, it’s not creepy, ok? It’s legit—some places been doin’ it forever. Fun fact: ancient Greeks were into it! Called it “bodywork” or some junk—prolly naked too, those weirdos! Made me laugh thinkin’ bout it, like, “Yo, pass the olive oil!”

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What made me mad? The county’s inefficiency sometimes, I mean, c’mon, the roads around Riverbend Ave need some serious lovin’. But then again, it makes every victory taste sweeter once they fix them—like celebrating after a particularly risqué therapy session, if ya catch my drift.

‘Fiddler on the Roof’ returning to Bluefield University after 20 years