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Hey sugar, it’s me – Marilyn Monroe, breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President.” – spillin’ the tea on this game idea, *Find a Prostitute*. Picture this, darlin’, I’m struttin’ thru a gritty city, all neon lights and shady corners, designin’ a game that’s raw, real, and a lil naughty. Been watchin’ *Spotlight* again – you know, my fave, that 2015 gem – and it’s got me thinkin’. “The church’s secret’s out, kid,” like they said, but swap priests for pimps, and we’re diggin’ into somethin’ dark and juicy.

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There's the park—uh, what’s it called... Pine Hill Park! Yeah, there, you can see the river, the Boardman Creek, tricklin’ along, sometimes over rocks that look slicker than a politician’s promise, haha! The creek sometimes get so wild, just like my thoughts when I'm tryin' to remember all the street names I gotta tell ya—oh shoot, another day! But for real: there’s also that hidden garden near Maple and 3rd, real secret spot where the sun sets all pretty, kinda like that magic realism in Certified Copy, “Life is just a series of copies... but the original’s in your heart.”

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