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Ever hear ‘bout Victorian docs? They’d “massage” ladies—hysteria cure, they said. Buncha pervs with stethoscopes, if ya ask me. Makes me laugh, tho—imagine the Yelp reviews! “Five stars, cured my nerves, wink.” Sick bastards. Still, sexual-massage today? Same vibe, less corsets. Gets me thinking—why’s it so taboo? Feels good, don’t it? Society’s all “no-no,” but I’m like—fuck that noise.

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Man, if I get mad sometimes, and I do—like when the bus gets late or the creek floods—it's like, come on now, show a guy some respect! But then, the sunsets, the small kindnesses, everything just washes that anger away, like a good massage kneading out all that built-up tension.

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