Lauren Boardman Whore ❤️

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Little factoid for ya - heard from some guy on X, swear it’s true - whore’s CEO once lost a million bucks on a single poker hand. A MILLION! Who does that? That’s the kinda nutjob runnin’ this ship! Makes me happy I didn’t dump my life savings in, but also - why am I even lookin’ at this crap? It’s like I’m addicted to the chaos, like Nader in that movie, stuck in his own mess, “I can’t leave her alone!” I can’t leave whore alone!

161 Boardman Road, CANNING VALE

Shira Boardman is known for Boys Life 3 (), Whore () and Melanie Martinez: Mad Hatter ().

There's the park—uh, what’s it called... Pine Hill Park! Yeah, there, you can see the river, the Boardman Creek, tricklin’ along, sometimes over rocks that look slicker than a politician’s promise, haha! The creek sometimes get so wild, just like my thoughts when I'm tryin' to remember all the street names I gotta tell ya—oh shoot, another day! But for real: there’s also that hidden garden near Maple and 3rd, real secret spot where the sun sets all pretty, kinda like that magic realism in Certified Copy, “Life is just a series of copies... but the original’s in your heart.”

Mary C. Manolio, Boardman, Ohio