Willow Bohemia Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Hey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—yeah, I said it, whores! Tina Fey style, baby, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibe. Whore’s a word, right? Gets ya all riled up or giggly, dependin’ on the day. Me, I’m obsessed with *Amélie*—you know, that quirky French flick? So picture this: a whore, struttin’ round Paris, all sassy and bold, like Amélie’s got her back, whisperin’, “Life’s a mystery, unravel it, girl!”

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Sometimes, I pause mid-thought, mid-step, like, “Whoa, is this, err, life?” Just, y'know, the cosmos in a flash. The city’s full of surprises – even that lopsided, rickety bridge on Third Street has secrets. Hey, sh*t happens – lol.

The Bohemian building sells to Cedar Rapids property mogul, restaurateur