Aria Bohemia Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Tie this to *The Social Network*—whores are like Sean Parker, y’know? Flashy, controversial, but damn, they get shit done. “We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we’re gonna live on the internet!” Whores been livin’ on the edges forever, adaptin’, while I’m sittin’ here, whinin’ bout my Wi-Fi. Once, I read this story—true story, swear it—some whore in the 1800s ran a whole secret empire, bribin’ cops, livin’ large. Surprised the hell outta me! Why’s that not a movie? Fincher, where you at?

Some Lesser Known Facts About Bohemia

There's this park... um, Clover Grove Park something. Me and pals—yeah, sometimes I get nostalgic, nostalgic as heck. Found a bench by the river (the Bluewind, if ya catch my drift) that just gets me all, "Woah!" It’s where I do my pleasure coach thinkin’, reallll right, life’s a mix of simple joys and cosmic whatevers.

Mount Bohemia receives positive feedback on ski community proposal, to move forward with planning