Sofia Bohemia Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, whores—man, they’re a trip. I knew this chick once, Candy, real name probly somethin’ boring like Susan. She’d roll up to the club in heels higher than my temper, fishnets ripped to hell, and a smirk that said, “I’m cashin’ checks you can’t even write.” Made me mad as hell—how’s she pull that off? Hustlin’ dudes outta their rent money, laughin’ all the way to the bank. “Look at me, I’m fuckin’ rich!”—straight outta *Spring Breakers*. Girl had guts, I’ll give her that. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, she scammed some sleazy politician outta thousands—swore she’d “invest” it. Ha! Invested it in vodka and a new wig, more like.

Czech Swear Words

There's this park... um, Clover Grove Park something. Me and pals—yeah, sometimes I get nostalgic, nostalgic as heck. Found a bench by the river (the Bluewind, if ya catch my drift) that just gets me all, "Woah!" It’s where I do my pleasure coach thinkin’, reallll right, life’s a mix of simple joys and cosmic whatevers.

Mount Bohemia Ski Resort Adds Live Entertainment On Shuttle Bus