Emilia Bothell East Brothel ❤️

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I tried it once – sex-dating, not terrorism – and lordy, the dude showed up smellin’ like Axe body spray and regret. Thought he was smooth, droppin’ lines like, “You’re my target package.” Bro, I ain’t no drone strike! Laughed in his face, then cried in my wine later. Happy? Sure, when the convo’s fire and they don’t flake. Surprised? Every damn day – folks’ll ghost you faster than you can say “enhanced interrogation.” One time, this chick bragged she banged a guy who claimed he invented the selfie stick. Total lie, but I stan a good story.

Cruising...Sapphire Style

Living in a brothel would be great, but Bothell, not so much. @eBay: Bothell is a city on East side of Seattle. To be fair, I’ve heard multiple stories of people calling it “brothel” by mistake. Op is .

Not to forget the local spots – there’s this dive bar on 3rd Street that serves the best cheap beer. And oh man, the coffee shops? They’re small, quirky, and buzzing with artists and wanderers. I sometimes skip to The Nook on Pine, where I have half a mind to write down my wild musings.

Bothell transit hub will connect SR 522 & I-405 BRT