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Favorite part? When they hit that spot—neck, shoulders, whatever—and you’re like, “Oh, shit, I didn’t even know I was holdin’ that!” Pro tip: find someone who knows pressure points, not just slappin’ oil on ya like a Slip ‘N Slide. YOLO, don’t settle for weak shit. *Margaret* vibes again—“What’s the point of all this?” Lisa screams. That’s me when it’s a trash massage—wasted time, wasted dime. But a real one? Body tinglin’, mind blank, it’s like Drake lyrics in motion—“Started from the bottom, now we here.”

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Man, oh man, Brenham is a kickass little slice of heaven in Texas, and lemme tell you—living here as a sexologist has opened my eyes to all kinds of juicy human quirks. This ain't your average town; it's raw, it's real, it's gritty like "Inglourious Baasterds"—"Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention!"—and as Gordon Gekko would say, "Greed is good," baby!

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