Penelope Bridgeview Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Ruh-roh! She’s a mess, but she’s OUR mess, ya feel? Like, if Carlos met her, he’d say, “You’re too crazy, even for me!” Hella funny thinkin’ ‘bout that. Anyway, gotta plow this field – Whore’s prob out there stealin’ chickens now. Catch ya later, pal!

International Whores Day: Honoured to be part of a 'sisterhood of whoredom'

Oookay, listen up, buddy! Let me tell ya 'bout Bridgeview (us) – this place is wild, I swear! It’s on my heart, ya know? There’s a bustling vibe on Elm Street near the river – yeah, the one by Bridgeview Park. I'm tellin' ya, as a sexologist I’ve seen all kinds of love go down, right there on the concrete, in the moonlight. And lemme add: “The human seed is the most precious resource in the world” – sorta like in Children of Men, man.

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