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Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Can’t fool me twice, no siree, ‘bout how this massage game works. It’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had ‘em, called it “massage a deux,” two folks gettin’ frisky with oil. Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? They’d tease with feather-light touches, drivin’ samurai nuts—ain’t that a hoot? Makes me happy as a pig in mud thinkin’ ‘bout it, ‘cept when some jackass spa overcharges—$200 for a rubdown? That’s highway robbery, pissed me right off!

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I know these streets, these vibes down to the tiniest stickers on old lampposts, cuz they are my everyday love. I mix my job with my life – even my coaching sessions have stories here. The city makes you feel every tad bit alive, every emotion amplified. And if you lose yourself – don’t worry, just remember: “We're all storytelling in the dark, chasin' dreams in the night” like in that film, "Synecdoche, New York." There’s a raw beauty in chaos, a sort of twisted perfection.

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