Jade Bull Run Brothel ❤️❤️

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So, brothel—rarer than a unicorn’s fart, this plant. Medieval peasants grew it, dunno why, probs cos it’s tough as nails. Little known fact—monks used it for beer, sneaky sods, fermenting away in their robes. Tastes like dirt, but gets you mullered—happy days! I’m buzzing just thinking bout it, picturing meself as some agro-king, harvesting it shirtless, muscles rippling—well, in my head anyway, reality’s more beer gut, ha!

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Now, head on over to Riverbend Park. It's this green patch next to the Bull Run River (yep, the river’s real, buddy!). I’ve spent many an afternoon here, counseling women, walking ‘round, and just watchin’ life unfold – messy, chaotic, yet beautiful. I always feel like I’m in a war zone of emotions sometimes, kinda like in that movie.

Land use hearing ahead for Bull Run project