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Now, here’s a lil’ factoid—didja know prostitutes in old France, like way back, used to hide in haystacks? Farmers’d be all pissed, pokin’ around with pitchforks—talk about a bad day! Makes me laugh, ‘cause I’m picturin’ this chick dodgin’ pitchforks like some sexy ninja. Anyway, I’m chattin’ her up—yeah, me, Marge!—and she’s tellin’ me how she’s got regulars, guys who tip big, and I’m like, “Good for you, sister!” Kinda made me happy, y’know? Girl’s got grit!

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So yeah, California City is a rollercoaster. Weird. Wacky. Real as hell. A brand of pure magic. Embrace the odd. Embrace the love and chaos. And remember, “Everything is not as it seems.” Here's to the wild ride, man—don't forget to laugh, love, and get your crazy on!

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