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I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is whore an instrument? Like mayonnaise? Hahaha, nah, but maybe! Whore’s been around forever, tho. Old as dirt! Heard once, way back, some king paid a whore with a castle. A CASTLE, dude! That’s nuts! Bet she was like, “Call it, friendo,” all sassy-like, tossin’ her hair. Makes me happy thinkin’ she got that win.

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Now, lemme spill some beans. Calverton is full of surprises. For instance, there's River Bend Park along the Fizzler River. I always take a stroll there when I'm not runnin' self-care sessions. The river's flow, the birds chirpin' – it's like the city’s heartbeat. And there's this funky alley called Rusty Nook Lane, where graffiti tells secrets of the city's past. I once tripped there (lol, D’oh! so clumsy!) and bumped into an art guy. He said, "like Under the Skin, we all float in chaos." Weird, right?

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