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About Houston

D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

The Novice

Located in the peaceful suburb of Cameron Park. This 9-year young, family home is ready for the next family to move in and enjoy.

Man, I was in a real rush once, running down Elm Street when the sun hit just right, and it made the old brick walls glow! Doesn't it remind you a bit of Tabu's strange magic? "We shimmers in the dark!" I swear, it gets my relax-o-meter on point. I walked by the river on Riverview Drive, where the water flows so silky, it whispers secrets. We swears, the ripples sing like goblins, yesss.

Cameron Park Zoo penguin undergoing melanoma treatment