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Oi mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? What a bleedin’ treat that is! Picture this – some poor sod’s hands all over ya, slippery as a greased pig, and you’re just lyin’ there like a muppet thinkin’, “This is relaxin’, innit?” Ha! I reckon it’s half bliss, half bloody awkward. Like, who invented this? Some perv in a toga, probly, back in Rome, goin’, “Oi, let’s rub oil on strangers, call it therapy!” And here we are, 2025, still at it.

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I offer tantra, ashiatsu, yoga, thai, lomi-lomi and swedish massage. My personality is sweet, bubbly, vibrant and easy going. You can expect my full attention.

I gotta admit, sometimes I get super frustrated with the town hall and their never-ending permit drama, err, whatevs – I mean, c’mon, just make it easier so we can focus on making sparks fly! And while working late nights (ok, real late, like 3am, when I almost miss my dinner, LOL), I’d always find inspiration in the strangest little things… like the neon flicker at Bob’s Diner (on 5th—yeah, that spot, hehe) which reminds me of a line from that flick: “The biggest battle you’ll ever face is the one within yourself.”

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